Showing posts with label About Grandpa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label About Grandpa. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Retirement Center

Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Hearing Problem

Hearing Problem

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listento the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Learning Part
Hearing aid = A sharp point at the leaf or stem
Will = a legal document declaring a person's wishes regarding the disposal of their property when they die