Tall Grass
A man was riding in the back of his limo when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food" the poor man replied.
"Oh ... please come to my home" said the rich man.
"But sir, I have a wife and 4 children".
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed in the limo and half way away the poor fellow said, "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all in".
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over 3 feet tall!"
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