What this people do when got stranded?

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

• 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
• 2 French men and 1 French woman
• 2 German men and 1 German woman
• 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
• 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
• 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
• 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
• 2 American men and 1 American woman
• 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

• One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
• The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
• The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
• The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
• The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
• The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
• The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any.
• The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. 

What happened to the Indians ?
The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!!! ..... .


^_^

Family Problems

Family Problems

Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems."

 The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. My father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems !! ".